Omo, yesterday I nearly become wanted man because of pure pettiness. 😭 I dey inside house when my guy call me. He say, “Bro, abeg send me ₦1k. I go return am tomorrow.” I send am. Tomorrow reach. Nothing. Next day. Nothing. Three days later, I message am: “Bro, my money?” He reply, “Ahhh, I forgot. I go send you soon.” Soon. That word alone dey give me hypertension. 💀 So I decide say no problem. I enter his WhatsApp status. This guy post new sneakers. Then post shawarma. Then post picture inside cinema. Caption: “Enjoying life ❤️.” I look at my ₦1,000. My ₦1,000 look at me. We both knew what had to happen. I message am: “Bro, how far?” He say, “Guy, I dey try.” I say, “No wahala.” Then I block am. Not because of the ₦1k. Because I wanted him to experience peace. Two hours later, he call me with another number. “Guy why you block me?” I say, “I no block you.” He say, “But I no fit message you.” I say, “Maybe network.” He say, “But your profile picture disappear.” I say, “Network dey do miracles these days.” He start begging. “Abeg send me your account number, I wan pay you.” I send am. He transfer the money immediately. I unblock am. He say, “So na because of ₦1k you do all this?” I say: “No bro. Na because you bought shawarma with my money.” 😭😭💀 Since that day, whenever I see shawarma, I remember that I am capable of great evil.