Omo, one day NEPA take light for my area around 2am. Everybody sleep. Me, I just dey bed dey sweat like boiled egg. 😭 I hear one neighbour shout: “Who get generator? Abeg on am!” Nobody answer. Another person shout: “Please! Person wey get generator, on am!” Still silence. Then I hear one small generator start somewhere. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Omo, everywhere become quiet. I wait. Two minutes later, the generator stop. The owner shout: “Fuel don finish!” I just lie down and laugh. Then my roommate ask me: “Why you dey laugh?” I say, “Nothing.” He say, “You wicked.” I say, “How?” He say, “Because you get fuel.” I pause. I actually get fuel. Full 10 litres. I just didn't want to share. 😭 He beg me: “Bro abeg, just put am for generator.” I say, “No problem.” I carry the fuel outside. Everybody dey happy. I pour am inside generator. I pull the rope. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… Light. Fan. TV. Everything. Everybody shout: “Yessssss!” I smile. Then I quietly remove the fuel cap. My roommate ask: “Why you remove am?” I say: “Nothing. I just wan check something.” He say, “Check wetin?” I look am straight in the eye and say: “I wan confirm say una really need the light.” I switched the generator off. 😭😭💀 The whole compound went silent. One aunty shout: “WHO RAISED THIS BOY?!” I entered my room and locked the door. Till today, nobody knows it was me. Except me. And God. And now you. 😭💀