Omo, one day my guy borrow ₦5k from me. He promise say: “Bro, tomorrow morning sharp, I go send am.” Tomorrow morning reach. Nothing. I message am: “Guy, my money?” He reply: “I'm about to send it.” Two hours later: “Network dey stress me.” Three hours later: “Bank app no dey open.” At this point, I already know say my ₦5k don enter permanent residence. 😭 So I decide to test something. I message am: “Bro, forget the money. I don get another ₦10k from somebody.” Immediately he replies: “Serious?!” I say: “Yes.” He says: “Ahh, nice one bro 😂” I say: “Yeah. But I need your account number.” He sends it immediately. No network problem. No bank problem. This same man wey couldn't send ₦5k for three days suddenly become financial institution. 😭 I type: “Okay, I'm sending it now.” Then I send him a screenshot of a ₦10,000 transfer. He replies: “Received?” I say: “Check.” He checks. “Bro, nothing enter.” I say: “Ah, maybe network.” He says: “Bro, don't play.” I say: “That's exactly what you told me three days ago.” Silence. Then he sends: “Guy 😭” I reply: “Tomorrow morning sharp, I go send am.” He says: “Send wetin?” I say: “Your ₦5k.” He just replied: “💀” I said: “Goodnight.” I never got my ₦5k that night. But I slept like a baby. Because for the first time in three days… somebody else was confused. 😭😭💀