Omo, one day my friend borrow my charger and say, “Bro, I go return am tomorrow.” Tomorrow reach. No charger. I ask am, “Guy, my charger?” He say, “Oh shit, I forget am for house.” I say, “No wahala.” Next day, same thing. “Guy, charger?” “Ah, my bad. I forget again.” I say, “No problem.” Third day, I see am using the same charger to charge his phone. I look at him. He look at me. I say, “Is that my charger?” He say, “Yeah.” I say, “You said you forget am for house.” He say, “I mean… I forget to bring am.” I just nod. “Okay.” That evening, he call me: “Bro, abeg help me send ₦500.” I say, “Sure.” He send account number. I type everything. I enter the amount. ₦500. Then I change it to ₦0.50. I send am. He calls immediately. “BRO!!! WHAT IS THIS?!” I say, “Sorry bro, I forget to add the other ₦499.50.” He says, “You dey mad?!” I say: “Exactly how you forget my charger for three days.” He goes quiet. Then he says, “So na revenge?” I say, “No o.” “Then wetin?” I say: “Customer service.” 😭😭💀 He returned my charger that same night. With the charger. With ₦500. And an apology. Diabolical efficiency. 😭