Omo, I go my guy house one afternoon and ask am: “Guy, abeg wetin be your Wi-Fi password?” He say: “Before I give you, wetin you wan use am do?” I say: “Just browse small.” He say: “Okay. Password na dontaskmeagain.” I type am. Wrong password. I try again. Wrong. I tell am: “Guy, password no dey work.” He say: “It dey work. You sure say you type am correctly?” I say: “Yes.” He collect my phone, type am himself. Connected. I look am. He look me. I say: “Guy, na you type am differently?” He say: “No.” I say: “Then why mine no work?” He say: “Because you dey type am like you're asking a question.” I say: “How?” He say: “You type ‘dontaskmeagain’ with question mark.” 😭😭😭 I just stare at him. Then I connect successfully. Five minutes later, I ask: “Guy, abeg what's your Wi-Fi password again? I wan save am.” He say: “You see why I chose that password?” I said: “Okay.” Then I quietly turn off his Wi-Fi router. He says: “Why you off am?!” I say: “Don't ask me again.” 😭💀 He stood there in silence. I left his house. Till today, he has not changed the password. 😂